
Broke Bitch's Breakfast Burrito
Featured on the Susan "BLOODY" Slicer card back
Instructions
- 1
In a large cereal bowl add one cup minute rice, one cup water and 1 T olive oil or butter. Cover with a paper plate and microwave on high for five min.
- 2
Take one can sweet peas, open and drain. When the rice is done, add this to the rice.
- 3
In another bowl, crack and 'scramble' 2 whole eggs with 1/2 tsp kosher salt and 1/4 tsp black pepper. Add 1/8 tsp each: garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, turmeric and oregano flakes. Mix vigorously and pour into bowl. Microwave on high for 2 minutes until fluffy and cooked through (advisable to stop and stir halfway through — microwave time may need to be added depending on wattage). When the eggs are done, remove and cut into bite sized pieces with a fork. Set aside.
- 4
Get about 1/4 pound of bacon (apple wood smoked is preferable but not mandatory). Lay out 6-8 slices on a microwavable plate on top of two layers of paper towels. Place two more layers of paper towels on top of the bacon. Microwave for 3-5 minutes or until bacon is as crispy as you like it. (Note: keep an eye on these as they will burn easily in the microwave. Also drain well after removing from microwave and use caution as there will be a good amount of grease.) When bacon is crispy enough for you, remove and place on fresh paper towel layers. When cool enough to handle, use your hands to crumble bacon into the rice mixture and add the eggs also.
- 5
Lay 2 Lg Flour (or whatever flavor you fancy) tortillas on a clean flat surface. Divide the egg mixture in half and scoop each half onto the middle of each tortilla. Fold the left and right sides of the tortilla towards the middle about 3 inches. Now — as if you are rolling a cigarette, cuz we all on a budget these days — take the bottom part of the tortilla and keeping the sides towards the inside, roll it over the stuffing, and all the way to the top to form your burrito.
Garnish: Garnish with Pace Picante Medium Salsa and a sliced avocado from the Food Bank in the East.
ENJOY!!!
