GARBAGE

PEEL CHEFS

A satirical trading card series paying homage to the world's most famous chefs — with a morbid, Garbage Pail Kids twist. Collect the stickers. Cook the recipes. Face the economic reality.

Featured Chefs

Click any card to flip it over and see what's on the back!

Susan "BLOODY" Slicer
Susan "BLOODY" Slicer back

Susan "BLOODY" Slicer

Click to flip • Parody of Susan Spicer

Wolf-Gang Puck
Wolf-Gang Puck back

Wolf-Gang Puck

Click to flip • Parody of Wolfgang Puck

Brocco DiSpirito
Brocco DiSpirito back

Brocco DiSpirito

Click to flip • Parody of Rocco DiSpirito

Mini Fridge to Microwave

A Broke Bitch's Plan for Eating Well on a Government Budget

Real recipes. Real talk. Made entirely with a mini fridge and a microwave. Because gourmet doesn't require a gourmet kitchen — just a little creativity and a lot of audacity.

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The Economic Reality

Now that we have your attention with gross-out humor and chef parodies — let's hit you with the cold, hard facts about income inequality in America.

19%
Wage growth since 1985
31.7%
Wealth owned by top 1%
64%
Living paycheck to paycheck
See the Full Picture →

Collect 'Em All!

Get your hands on the physical sticker sheets, card packs, and exclusive merchandise. Each set comes with die-cut stickers and recipe card backs.

Set 1: The OG Peel

Set 1: The OG Peel

$12.99

Set 2: Kitchen Nightmares

Set 2: Kitchen Nightmares

$14.99

Set 3: The Final Course

Set 3: The Final Course

$12.99

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