Card Gallery
All 13 Garbage Peel Chefs across three collectible sets. Click any card to flip it and see the back — recipes, licenses, and cold hard facts.
Set 1: The OG Peel
Susan "BLOODY" Slicer
Click to flip • Parody of Susan Spicer
Eric Rip-Air
Click to flip • Parody of Eric Ripert
Martha Spew-Art
Click to flip • Parody of Martha Stewart
Wolf-Gang Puck
Click to flip • Parody of Wolfgang Puck
Set 2: Kitchen Nightmares
Charlie Potter
Click to flip • Parody of Charlie Trotter
Daniel Ba-Lue in the Face
Click to flip • Parody of Daniel Boulud
Guy Fry-Eerie
Click to flip • Parody of Guy Fieri
Rachael Radiation
Click to flip • Parody of Rachael Ray
Jamie All-Over
Click to flip • Parody of Jamie Oliver
Set 3: The Final Course
Brocco DiSpirito
Click to flip • Parody of Rocco DiSpirito
Bobby "Durian" Tray
Click to flip • Parody of Bobby Flay
Emeril Eye-Glossy
Click to flip • Parody of Emeril Lagasse
Paula Mean
Click to flip • Parody of Paula Deen
Chef Profiles
Susan "BLOODY" Slicer
Parody of Susan Spicer • Set 1
"She puts the slice in slicer!"
Inspired by the legendary Susan Spicer of CiUDAD in Los Angeles. Susan BLOODY Slicer takes her meat-slicing skills to a whole new level — fingers and all. Watch out for flying digits!
Eric Rip-Air
Parody of Eric Ripert • Set 1
""Dees rotten fruit must be 'ere somewhere, non?""
A parody of the refined French Chef Eric Ripert. Eric Rip-Air has a little... gas problem in the walk-in fridge. The line cooks are passing out, but he insists it must be the rotten fruit. Oui oui, Chef.
Martha Spew-Art
Parody of Martha Stewart • Set 1
"Abstract art has never been so... visceral."
The queen of domestic perfection has gone full Jackson Pollock — with her stomach. Martha Spew-Art creates her masterpieces by vomiting onto a canvas while adding condiment accents with ketchup and mustard bottles. It's a good thing.
Wolf-Gang Puck
Parody of Wolfgang Puck • Set 1
"Hunted by the pack on the red carpet!"
The legendary Wolfgang Puck, now with his distinguished gray hair, is being hunted across the Hollywood red carpet by a pack of ravenous, beastly wolf-women in designer dresses. He clutches his signature smoked salmon pizza as he runs for his life. A loving tribute from someone who worked with him for almost ten years.
Charlie Potter
Parody of Charlie Trotter • Set 2
"WINGARDIUM LEVI-FOAM-SA!"
The young bespectacled chef who bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain wizard. Charlie Potter flies through the kitchen on a whisk-broom, waving his wand and turning every dish into molecular gastronomy foam. The kitchen has never been so... bubbly.
Daniel Ba-Lue in the Face
Parody of Daniel Boulud • Set 2
"Four stars of FURY!"
A parody of the Michelin-starred Daniel Boulud, known for his... passionate kitchen management style. Daniel Ba-Lue screams at his line cooks so hard that his head has ballooned to three times its normal size and turned a deep, bruised purple-blue. Steam whistles from his ears. The veins are about to pop.
Guy Fry-Eerie
Parody of Guy Fieri • Set 2
"Welcome to FLAVOR-TOMB!"
The Mayor of Flavortown has become the Creature from the Fry Lagoon. Guy Fry-Eerie crawls out of a bubbling vat of fry oil, grotesque and dripping with tempura batter. His signature bleached hair is actual fire. Welcome to Flavor-Tomb, population: terrified.
Rachael Radiation
Parody of Rachael Ray • Set 2
"EVOO? More like E-V-GLOW!"
Rachael Ray stood a little too close to the microwave for a little too long. Now she's glowing a sickly yellow-green, her skin is jaundiced, and her 30-minute meals come pre-irradiated. At least they cook themselves!
Jamie All-Over
Parody of Jamie Oliver • Set 2
"15 projects. 10 arms. Zero focus."
The Naked Chef has gone full ADHD tornado. Jamie All-Over is a whirlwind of chaos — rocking his signature blonde faux-hawk, blue jeans, and button-up shirt while his ten arms simultaneously chop, stir, flip, text, and juggle. Pots and pans fly everywhere. He's doing 15 projects at once and finishing none of them.
Brocco DiSpirito
Parody of Rocco DiSpirito • Set 3
""OH, THE GREW-MANITY!""
Rocco DiSpirito has been transformed into a sentient head of broccoli. He stands on the line screaming at a terrified line cook who dares to blanch broccoli in boiling water. The horror! The grew-manity! His florets tremble with rage.
Bobby "Durian" Tray
Parody of Bobby Flay • Set 3
"The stinkiest Throwdown yet!"
Bobby Flay has found his true calling: durian fruit. Bobby Durian Tray blissfully slices up the world's stinkiest fruit while cooks around him pass out, get loaded into ambulances, and flee the kitchen. He doesn't even notice. He's in the zone.
Emeril Eye-Glossy
Parody of Emeril Lagasse • Set 3
"BAM! ...wait, what was I doing?"
The high-energy chef famous for his 'BAM!' has mellowed out considerably. Emeril Eye-Glossy sits behind a thick, hazy cloud on his cooking show set, eyes red and glazed over, trying to remember what he was supposed to be cooking. His signature catchphrase has become more of a whispered '...bam.'
Paula Mean
Parody of Paula Deen • Set 3
"Just a regular cooking show. Nothing to see here."
Paula Mean is just doing a regular cooking show interview. That's it. That's the card. Sometimes the scariest monsters are the ones hiding in plain sight behind a smile and a stick of butter. Her distinguished gray hair frames a face that says 'bless your heart' but means something else entirely.